A conference is a gathering of people who singly can do nothing, but together can decide that nothing can be done. – Fred A. Allen Category: Committee
Committee: A group of the unwilling, picked from the unfit to do the unnecessary. – Richard Harkness Category: Committee
Whoever invented the meeting must have had Hollywood in mind. I think they should consider giving Oscars for meetings: Best Meeting of the Year, Best Supporting Meeting, Best Meeting Based on Material from Another Meeting. – William Goldman Category: Committee
Pity is a thing often vowed, seldom felt; hatred is a thing often felt, seldom avowed. – Charles Caleb Colton Category: Sympathy
Old age has deformities enough of its own. It should never add to them the deformity of vice. – Eleanor Roosevelt Category: Age
