Well, I just said that Jesus and I were both Jewish and that neither of us ever had a job, we never had a home, we never married and we traveled around the countryside irritating people. – Kinky Friedman
When I grew up there wasnt air-conditioning or anything of that nature, and this old car had a wall thickness of about ten inches. So we had a little warmer house in the winter and a little cooler in the summer. – Merle Haggard
I dont personally try to balance my work because I operate under the assumption that anyone reading or watching my stuff isnt having a particularly balanced day anyway. But negative attitudes just amuse me more than positive ones. – Lev Yilmaz
