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Some of my best friends are Venture Capitalists, but lets face it,

Some of my best friends are Venture Capitalists, but lets face it, a hamster with Alzheimers could make those kind of numbers. Its great work if you can get it. – Scott Adams

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It doesnt take many people to have a bad sense of humor to get in trouble at a corporation. – Scott Adams

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Your Business clothes are naturally attracted to staining liquids. This attraction is strongest just before an important meeting. – Scott Adams

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If liberty and equality, as is thought by some, are chiefly to be found in democracy, they will be best attained when all persons alike share in government to the utmost. – Aristotle

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I wouldnt say I was the best manager in the business. But I was in the top one. – Brian Clough

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