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Some of my best friends are Venture Capitalists, but lets face it,

Some of my best friends are Venture Capitalists, but lets face it, a hamster with Alzheimers could make those kind of numbers. Its great work if you can get it. – Scott Adams

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Nothing defines humans better than their willingness to do irrational things in the pursuit of phenomenally unlikely payoffs. This is the principle behind lotteries, dating, and religion. – Scott Adams

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The greenest home is the one you dont build. If you really want to save the Earth, move in with another family and share a house thats already built. Better yet, live in the forest and eat whatever the squirrels dont want. – Scott Adams

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Women are treated differently by society for exactly the same reason that children and the mentally handicapped are treated differently. – Scott Adams

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In matters of conscience, first thoughts are best. In matters of prudence, last thoughts are best. – Robert Hall

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In any moment of decision, the best thing you can do is the right thing, the next best thing is the wrong thing, and the worst thing you can do is nothing. – Theodore Roosevelt

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Since Im always working, my best holiday memories are definitely when I can just go home and spend time with my family. – Chris Brown

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A lot of folks believe their best years are behind them. But I want Americans to recognize thats not true. – Mehmet Oz

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Friendship is like money, easier made than kept. – Samuel Butler

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I have always wanted a mistress who was fat, and I have never found one. To make a fool of me, they are always pregnant. – Paul Gauguin

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A bad manner spoils everything, even reason and justice a good one supplies everything, gilds a No, sweetens a truth, and adds a touch of beauty to old age itself. – Baltasar Gracian

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I have never in my life learned anything from any man who agreed with me. – Dudley Field Malone

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