A man snatches the first kiss, pleads for the second, demands the third, takes the fourth, accepts the fifth — and endures all the rest. – Helen Rowland
Marriage is the miracle that transforms a kiss from a pleasure into a duty. – Helen Rowland

A man snatches the first kiss, pleads for the second, demands the third, takes the fourth, accepts the fifth — and endures all the rest. – Helen Rowland
Marriage is the miracle that transforms a kiss from a pleasure into a duty. – Helen Rowland
A Bachelor of Arts is one who makes love to a lot of women, and yet has the art to remain a bachelor. – Helen Rowland
A man never knows how to say goodbye; a woman never knows when to say it. – Helen Rowland