Oh, the sweet lies lurk in kisses! – Heinrich Heine, translated from German by Theodore Martin Category: Kissing
I married the first man I ever kissed. When I tell this to my children they just about throw up. – Barbara Bush Category: Kissing
With men he can be rational and unaffected, but when he has ladies to please, every feature works. – Jane Austen Category: Men & Women
The sluggard does not plow after the season, so he begs during the harvest and has nothing. Proverbs 20:4 – Bible Category: Laziness
My joking answer to this question is that I leave a bowl of milk out on the back porch every night for the Idea Fairy. In the morning, the milk is gone and theres a brand-new shiny idea by the bowl. – Sarah Zettel Category: Morning