You know you’re a skydiver when you can’t put on a backpack without checking for leg straps. – Author Unknown

You know you’re a skydiver when you wear your rig on commercial passenger flights, just in case. – Author Unknown

Skydive naked from an aeroplane…. – Nikki Sixx, “Kickstart My Heart” (Mötley Crüe song)

You know you’re a skydiver when you know what the lines mean on a weather map. – Author Unknown