You know you’re a skydiver when you are thinking about taking all the but the driver’s seats out of your car. – Author Unknown

Only skydivers know why the birds sing. They never have to pack a parachute. – Author Unknown

You know you’re a skydiver when you don’t remember your anniversary or your mother’s birthday, but you know down to the second how much accumulated free fall time you have. – Author Unknown

You swallow hard, thinking to yourself, ‘It must be all right, thousands of people have done it before.’ Then… ‘But this time it’s me — that’s the difference!’ – Charles Shea-Simonds, Sport Parachuting, 1971