You know you’re a skydiver when your friends think it’s funny when you are sleeping to blow a fan in your face and set a beeper off near your ear. – Author Unknown

Out of 10,000 feet of fall, always remember that the last half inch hurts the most. – Charles W. Purcell

In a world where we are all slaves to the laws of gravity, skydivers are proud to be freedom fighters! – Author Unknown

You know you’re a skydiver when your friends look at the sky and say, “look at all those clouds,” and you say, “look at all those holes!” – Author Unknown