I was seldom able to see an opportunity until it had ceased to be one. – Mark Twain
To be good is noble but to show others how to be good is nobler and no trouble. – Mark Twain

I was seldom able to see an opportunity until it had ceased to be one. – Mark Twain
To be good is noble but to show others how to be good is nobler and no trouble. – Mark Twain
It could probably be shown by facts and figures that there is no distinctly native American criminal class except Congress. – Mark Twain
What a wee little part of a persons life are his acts and his words! His real life is led in his head, and is known to none but himself. – Mark Twain
I feel like a hostage to fortune. Not that I am complaining. I wanted to play the role. But in truth I didnt think the show would be such a success. OK, I thought it would fail. Not because it was bad. I was confident it was good, but plenty of good things just sort of wither on the vine. – Hugh Laurie