Breaststroke is an athletic event; butterfly is a political statement. – Paul Tsongas Category: Swimming
If you should rear a duck in the heart of the Sahara, no doubt it would swim if you brought it to the Nile. – Mark Twain Category: Swimming
Remember, a dead fish can float downstream, but it takes a live one to swim upstream. – Author Unknown Category: Swimming
If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do all the rest have to drown too? – Steven Wright Category: Swimming
Do you know what a soldier is, young man? Hes the chap who makes it possible for civilised folk to despise war. – Allan Massie Category: War
