If a man should happen to reach perfection in this world, he would have to die immediately to enjoy himself. – Josh Billings
Be kind to your mother-in-law, but pay for her board at some good hotel. – Josh Billings
If a man should happen to reach perfection in this world, he would have to die immediately to enjoy himself. – Josh Billings
Be kind to your mother-in-law, but pay for her board at some good hotel. – Josh Billings
One of the best temporary cures for pride and affectation is seasickness a man who wants to vomit never puts on airs. – Josh Billings
The miser and the glutton are two facetious buzzards: one hides his store, and the other stores his hide. – Josh Billings