Quote by Josh Billings
If a man should happen to reach perfection in this world, he would

If a man should happen to reach perfection in this world, he would have to die immediately to enjoy himself. – Josh Billings

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The best time for you to hold your tongue is the time you feel you must say something or bust. – Josh Billings

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I think when the full horror of being fifty hits you, you should stay home and have a good cry. – Josh Billings

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Living up to ideals is like doing everyday work with your Sunday clothes on. – Ed Howe

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Every time, all the time, Im a perfectionist. I feel I should never lose. – Chris Evert

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Aim at perfection in everything, though in most things it is unattainable. However, they who aim at it, and persevere, will come much nearer to it than those whose laziness and despondency make them give it up as unattainable. – Lord Chesterfield

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