If a man should happen to reach perfection in this world, he would have to die immediately to enjoy himself. – Josh Billings
I havent got as much money as some folks, but Ive got as much impudence as any of them, and thats the next thing to money. – Josh Billings
Health is like munny, we never have a true idea of its value until we lose it. – Josh Billings
When I was a boy of fourteen, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old man around. But when I got to be twenty-one, I was astonished at how much the old man had learned in seven years. – Josh Billings