I shall never use profanity except in discussing house rent and taxes. – Mark Twain
Only one thing is impossible for God: To find any sense in any copyright law on the planet. – Mark Twain

I shall never use profanity except in discussing house rent and taxes. – Mark Twain
Only one thing is impossible for God: To find any sense in any copyright law on the planet. – Mark Twain
All say, “How hard it is that we have to die” – a strange complaint to come from the mouths of people who have had to live. – Mark Twain
Wit is the sudden marriage of ideas which before their union were not perceived to have any relation. – Mark Twain