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Quote by Mark Twain
I shall never use profanity except in discussing house rent and ta

I shall never use profanity except in discussing house rent and taxes. – Mark Twain

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Thousands of geniuses live and die undiscovered — either by themselves or by others. – Mark Twain

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Humor must not professedly teach and it must not professedly preach, but it must do both if it would live forever. – Mark Twain

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America is a land of taxation that was founded to avoid taxation. – Laurence J. Peter

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Any tax is a discouragement and therefore a regulation so far as it goes. – Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr.

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The United States has a system of taxation by confession. – Hugo Black

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Next to being shot at and missed, nothing is really quite as satisfying as an income tax refund. – F.J. Raymond

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You can only end a negotiation for peace if you begin it. – Benjamin Netanyahu

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