Quote by Mark Twain
I shall never use profanity except in discussing house rent and ta

I shall never use profanity except in discussing house rent and taxes. – Mark Twain

Other quotes by Mark Twain

Only one thing is impossible for God: To find any sense in any copyright law on the planet. – Mark Twain

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All say, “How hard it is that we have to die” – a strange complaint to come from the mouths of people who have had to live. – Mark Twain

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Wit is the sudden marriage of ideas which before their union were not perceived to have any relation. – Mark Twain

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Of all debts, men are least willing to pay their taxes; what a satire this is on government. – Ralph Waldo Emerson

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The payment of taxes gives a right to protection. – James M. Wayne

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The sales tax seems to be more politically acceptable than the income tax. – Raymond C. Scheppach

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IRS: an agency modeled after the revenue-raising concepts of the 19th-century economist, Jesse James. – Robert Brault, rbrault.blogspot.com

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