I shall never use profanity except in discussing house rent and taxes. – Mark Twain
Let us endeavor to live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry. – Mark Twain
I shall never use profanity except in discussing house rent and taxes. – Mark Twain
Let us endeavor to live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry. – Mark Twain
I am an old man and have known a great many troubles, but most of them never happened. – Mark Twain
Loyalty to the country always. Loyalty to the government when it deserves it. – Mark Twain