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I shall never use profanity except in discussing house rent and ta

I shall never use profanity except in discussing house rent and taxes. – Mark Twain

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It is curious that physical courage should be so common in the world and moral courage so rare. – Mark Twain

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I have made it a rule never to smoke more that one cigar at a time. – Mark Twain

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But who prays for Satan? Who, in eighteen centuries, has had the common humanity to pray for the one sinner that needed it most? – Mark Twain

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Other Quotes from
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Our tax code is so long it makes War and Peace seem breezy. – Steven LaTourette

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U.S. Internal Revenue Service: an agency modeled after the revenue raising concepts of the 19th century economist, Jesse James. – Robert Brault, rbrault.blogspot.com

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Dear IRS, I am writing to you to cancel my subscription. Please remove my name from your mailing list. – Charles M. Schulz (Snoopy)

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Taxes

The government’s view of the economy could be summed up in a few short phrases: If it moves, tax it. If it keeps moving, regulate it. And if it stops moving, subsidize it. – Ronald Reagan

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Everybody wants to be somebody; nobody wants to grow. – Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

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Disco is the first technology music. And what I mean is that disco music is named after discs, because when technology grew to where they didnt need a band in the clubs, the DJ played it on a disc. – will.i.am

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Its Gods will for you to live in prosperity instead of poverty. Its Gods will for you to pay your bills and not be in debt. – Joel Osteen

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Each day comes bearing its own gifts. Untie the ribbons. – Ruth Ann Schabacker

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