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Quote by Mark Twain
I shall never use profanity except in discussing house rent and ta

I shall never use profanity except in discussing house rent and taxes. – Mark Twain

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Part of the secret of a success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside. – Mark Twain

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In the real world, the right thing never happens in the right place and the right time. It is the job of journalists and historians to make it appear that it has. – Mark Twain

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Did you ever notice that when you put the words “The” and “IRS” together, it spells “THEIRS?” – Author Unknown

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Income tax returns are the most imaginative fiction being written today. – Herman Wouk

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What at first was plunder assumed the softer name of revenue. – Thomas Paine

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Next to being shot at and missed, nothing is really quite as satisfying as an income tax refund. – F.J. Raymond

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Dont let that weapon technology proliferate. Dont let Saddam Hussein get capability for nuclear or chemical weapons, because hes already shown a willingness to use any weapon at his disposal. – John Sununu

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