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Quote by Mark Twain
I shall never use profanity except in discussing house rent and ta

I shall never use profanity except in discussing house rent and taxes. – Mark Twain

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Everything human is pathetic. The secret source of humor itself is not joy but sorrow. There is no humor in heaven. – Mark Twain

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Man is not like other animals in the ways that are really significant: animals have instincts, we have taxes. – Erving Goffman

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To force a man to pay for the violation of his own liberty is indeed an addition of insult to injury. – Benjamin Tucker, Instead of a Book

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The point to remember is that what the government gives it must first take away. – John S. Coleman, address, Detroit Chamber of Commerce, 1956

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The sales tax seems to be more politically acceptable than the income tax. – Raymond C. Scheppach

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