Mark Twain's Quote - I shall never use profanity except in discussing house rent and ta

Quote by Mark Twain

I shall never use profanity except in discussing house rent and ta

I shall never use profanity except in discussing house rent and taxes. – Mark Twain

Other quotes by Mark Twain

We have the best government that money can buy. – Mark Twain

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The Christians Bible is a drug store. Its contents remain the same, but the medical practice changes. – Mark Twain

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We do not deal much in facts when we are contemplating ourselves. – Mark Twain

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The United States has a system of taxation by confession. – Hugo Black

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We must care for each other more, and tax each other less. – Bill Archer

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What is the difference between a taxidermist and a tax collector? The taxidermist takes only your skin. – Mark Twain, Notebook, 1902

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Our new Constitution is now established, everything seems to promise it will be durable; but, in this world, nothing is certain except death and taxes. – Benjamin Franklin, letter to Jean-Baptiste Leroy, 1789 November 13th

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