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Quote by Mark Twain
I shall never use profanity except in discussing house rent and ta

I shall never use profanity except in discussing house rent and taxes. – Mark Twain

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Man was made at the end of the weeks work when God was tired. – Mark Twain

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God
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Everyone is a moon, and has a dark side which he never shows to anybody. – Mark Twain

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Self
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Why shouldnt truth be stranger than fiction? Fiction, after all, has to make sense. – Mark Twain

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Other Quotes from
Taxes
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The United States has a system of taxation by confession. – Hugo Black

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Taxes

Why does a slight tax increase cost you two hundred dollars and a substantial tax cut save you thirty cents? – Peg Bracken

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Taxes

The flat tax would be so simple, you could fill it out on a post card. A post card that would say, in effect, having a wonderful time; glad most of my money is here. – Steve Forbes

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Taxes

All the Congress, all the accountants and tax lawyers, all the judges, and a convention of wizards all cannot tell for sure what the income tax law says. – Walter B. Wriston

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Taxes

Random Quotes

An Irishman is never drunk as long as he can hold onto one blade of grass to keep from falling off the earth. – Irish Saying

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St Patricks

I am struck by the fact that personal faith and political agendas are intertwined more closely now than at any other time in recent history. – David E. Price

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Faith

Under democracy one party always devotes its chief energies to trying to prove that the other party is unfit to rule – and both commonly succeed, and are right. – H.L. Mencken, 1956

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Election Day