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Quote by Mark Twain
I shall never use profanity except in discussing house rent and ta

I shall never use profanity except in discussing house rent and taxes. – Mark Twain

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What, then, is the true Gospel of consistency? Change. Who is the really consistent man? The man who changes. Since change is the law of his being, he cannot be consistent if he stick in a rut. – Mark Twain

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Consistency
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Drag your thoughts away from your troubles… by the ears, by the heels, or any other way you can manage it. – Mark Twain

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Cancer Support
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Let us endeavor to live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry. – Mark Twain

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Carpe Diem
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Our new Constitution is now established, everything seems to promise it will be durable; but, in this world, nothing is certain except death and taxes. – Benjamin Franklin, letter to Jean-Baptiste Leroy, 1789 November 13th

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What at first was plunder assumed the softer name of revenue. – Thomas Paine

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The government’s view of the economy could be summed up in a few short phrases: If it moves, tax it. If it keeps moving, regulate it. And if it stops moving, subsidize it. – Ronald Reagan

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People who complain about taxes can be divided into two classes: men and women. – Author Unknown

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Any emotion, if it is sincere, is involuntary. – Mark Twain

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Well, we ought to be stirred, even to tears, by societys ills. – George McGovern

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The whole business of getting famous was good fun, but it was a long time ago. – Julian Clary

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Virtue is like a rich stone, best plain set. – Francis Bacon

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