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Quote by Mark Twain
I shall never use profanity except in discussing house rent and ta

I shall never use profanity except in discussing house rent and taxes. – Mark Twain

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We could use up two Eternities in learning all that is to be learned about our own world and the thousands of nations that have arisen and flourished and vanished from it. Mathematics alone would occupy me eight million years. – Mark Twain

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Math
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Mark Twain
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We do not deal much in facts when we are contemplating ourselves. – Mark Twain

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Self
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There is an ancient belief that the gods love the obscure and hate the obvious. Without benefit of divinity, modern men of similar persuasion draft provisions of the Internal Revenue Code. Section 341 is their triumph. – Martin D. Ginsburg

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Next to being shot at and missed, nothing is really quite as satisfying as an income tax refund. – F.J. Raymond

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If the Lord loveth a cheerful giver, how he must hate the taxpayer! – John Andrew Holmes

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Dear IRS, I am writing to you to cancel my subscription. Please remove my name from your mailing list. – Charles M. Schulz (Snoopy)

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