In the real world, the right thing never happens in the right place and the right time. It is the job of journalists and historians to make it appear that it has. – Mark Twain
But when the time comes that a man has had his dinner, then the true man comes to the surface. – Mark Twain
We could use up two Eternities in learning all that is to be learned about our own world and the thousands of nations that have arisen and flourished and vanished from it. Mathematics alone would occupy me eight million years. – Mark Twain
There is a charm about the forbidden that makes it unspeakably desirable. – Mark Twain