Quote by Mark Twain
In the real world, the right thing never happens in the right plac

In the real world, the right thing never happens in the right place and the right time. It is the job of journalists and historians to make it appear that it has. – Mark Twain

Other quotes by Mark Twain

The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read them. – Mark Twain

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But who prays for Satan? Who, in eighteen centuries, has had the common humanity to pray for the one sinner that needed it most? – Mark Twain

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Man – a creature made at the end of the weeks work when God was tired. – Mark Twain

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News is history shot on the wing. – Gene Fowler, Skyline

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The flood of print has turned reading into a process of gulping rather than savoring. – Warren Chappell

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It was while making newspaper deliveries, trying to miss the bushes and hit the porch, that I first learned the importance of accuracy in journalism. – Charles Osgood

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Newspapers are unable, seemingly, to discriminate between a bicycle accident and the collapse of civilisation. – George Bernard Shaw

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