Quote by Mark Twain
In the real world, the right thing never happens in the right plac

In the real world, the right thing never happens in the right place and the right time. It is the job of journalists and historians to make it appear that it has. – Mark Twain

Other quotes by Mark Twain

The Christians Bible is a drug store. Its contents remain the same, but the medical practice changes. – Mark Twain

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Every time you stop a school, you will have to build a jail. What you gain at one end you lose at the other. Its like feeding a dog on his own tail. It wont fatten the dog. – Mark Twain

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If the sexual revolution has been a medical disaster, socially it has been a catastrophe. Why do the media not report and explore the tragic results of the sexual revolution? Because many are collaborators. – Patrick J. Buchanan

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Journalists do not live by words alone, although sometimes they have to eat them. – Adlai E. Stevenson

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Harmony seldom makes a headline. – Silas Bent

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Some newspapers are fit only to line the bottom of bird cages. – Spiro T. Agnew

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It was clear to me that the forms of consciousness of our inherited and acquired historical education – aesthetic consciousness and historical consciousness – presented alienated forms of our true historical being. – Hans-Georg Gadamer

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The Constitution is not neutral. It was designed to take the government off the backs of people. – William O. Douglas

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