Man is not like other animals in the ways that are really significant: animals have instincts, we have taxes. – Erving Goffman Category: Taxes
The income tax created more criminals than any other single act of government. – Barry Goldwater Category: Taxes
Im not feeling very well – I need a doctor immediately. Ring the nearest golf course. – Groucho Marx Category: Medical
Generally speaking, the Way of the warrior is resolute acceptance of death. – Miyamoto Musashi Category: Death
Life isnt all beer and skittles, but beer and skittles, or something better of the same sort, must form a good part of every Englishmans education. – Thomas Hughes Category: Play/Games
