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The seven marvels that best represent mans achievements over the last 2,000 years will be determined by Internet vote… so look for Howard Sterns Private Parts to come in No. 1. – Jon Stewart

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The Supreme Court ruled that disabled golfer Casey Martin has a legal right to ride in a golf cart between shots at PGA Tour events. Man, the next thing you know, theyre going to have some guy carry his clubs around for him. – Jon Stewart

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legal
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Our culture is just a series of checks and balances. The whole idea that were in a battle between tyranny and freedom – its a series of pendulum swings. – Jon Stewart

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Freedom
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You just have to keep trying to do good work, and hope that it leads to more good work. I want to look back on my career and be proud of the work, and be proud that I tried everything. Yes, I want to look back and know that I was terrible at a variety of things. – Jon Stewart

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One thing is sure. We have to do something. We have to do the best we know how at the moment… If it doesnt turn out right, we can modify it as we go along. – Franklin D. Roosevelt

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In war as in life, it is often necessary when some cherished scheme has failed, to take up the best alternative open, and if so, it is folly not to work for it with all your might. – Winston Churchill

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All that really matters is I have two beautiful kids, and Im trying to be the best dad I can possibly be, and thats the most important thing of all. – Tiger Woods

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So if diva means giving your best, then yes, I guess I am a diva. – Patti LaBelle

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In Hollywood, you play a mom, and the next thing you know, youre on The Golden Girls. They age you so fast. – Gabrielle Union

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Its morally wrong to allow a sucker to keep his money. – W. C. Fields

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I have enormous respect for Tom Daschle. The NRA has not yet taken a formal position on which Im aware of on this matter, and I think Tom may be just getting a little ahead of things. – John Dingell

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Marriage is give and take. Youd better give it to her or shell take it anyway. – Joey Adams

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