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The seven marvels that best represent mans achievements over the last 2,000 years will be determined by Internet vote… so look for Howard Sterns Private Parts to come in No. 1. – Jon Stewart

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Our culture is just a series of checks and balances. The whole idea that were in a battle between tyranny and freedom – its a series of pendulum swings. – Jon Stewart

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Freedom
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I celebrated Thanksgiving in an old-fashioned way. I invited everyone in my neighborhood to my house, we had an enormous feast, and then I killed them and took their land. – Jon Stewart

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thanksgiving
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McVeighs lawyer got him the death penalty, which, quite frankly, I could have done. – Jon Stewart

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Youre not going to say anything about me that Im not going to say about myself. Theres so many things that I think about myself if someone really wanted to get at me, they could say this and this and this. So Im going to say it before they can. Its the best policy for me. – Eminem

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Ive always believed that there are funny people everywhere, but theyre just not comedians. In fact, some of my best comedic inspirations were not professional entertainers. – Steve Martin

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Expect the best, plan for the worst, and prepare to be surprised. – Denis Waitley

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I feel Id like to share my luck and my life. Being in love is the best thing in the world. – Susannah York

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The essential support and encouragement comes from within, arising out of the mad notion that your society needs to know what only you can tell it. – John Updike

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In one respect at least the Martians are a happy people; they have no lawyers. – Edgar Rice Burroughs

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True friends stab you in the front. – Oscar Wilde

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If a fish is the movement of water embodied, given shape, then cat is a diagram and pattern of subtle air. – Doris Lessing

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