I can be in 20 movies. But Ill never be an actor. – Jon Stewart
Ive always liked Atlanta. And not just for the strip clubs, but the shopping and the food. – Jon Stewart

I can be in 20 movies. But Ill never be an actor. – Jon Stewart
Ive always liked Atlanta. And not just for the strip clubs, but the shopping and the food. – Jon Stewart
The Supreme Court ruled that disabled golfer Casey Martin has a legal right to ride in a golf cart between shots at PGA Tour events. Man, the next thing you know, theyre going to have some guy carry his clubs around for him. – Jon Stewart
On an average day 7 minutes of news happens. Yet there are currently three full-time, 24-hour news networks. – Jon Stewart