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I can be in 20 movies. But Ill never be an actor. - Jon Stewart

I can be in 20 movies. But Ill never be an actor. – Jon Stewart

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The Supreme Court ruled that disabled golfer Casey Martin has a legal right to ride in a golf cart between shots at PGA Tour events. Man, the next thing you know, theyre going to have some guy carry his clubs around for him. – Jon Stewart

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legal
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The seven marvels that best represent mans achievements over the last 2,000 years will be determined by Internet vote… so look for Howard Sterns Private Parts to come in No. 1. – Jon Stewart

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best
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Im always working on stuff. But they never materialize. Im always working on movies and TV shows. – Colin Quinn

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Listen, there are some movies that are set in stone and the writer or the director does not want to change, but Ive never worked on a movie, including my own, that didnt take advantage of a rehearsal process. – Albert Brooks

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movies

I always, always meant to be on stage. I only ended up even auditioning for television and movies because I was understudying a Turgenev play on Broadway and was so broke that, when I got a mini-series, I had to take it and was so ashamed because I was such a snob. – Jennifer Garner

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movies

I used to love to go to the movies – Id see two in a row. A few times I even snuck into the second movie after it started… now that I think about it, thats kind of like shoplifting! Needless to say, I still love going to the movies, but I dont sneak in anymore. – Danica McKellar

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movies

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A fact never went into partnership with a miracle. Truth scorns the assistance of wonders. A fact will fit every other fact in the universe, and that is how you can tell whether it is or is not a fact. A lie will not fit anything except another lie. – Robert Green Ingersoll

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First of all, let me say, 1:15 in the morning, for 20,000 people to still be here, I wasnt the winner, tennis was. Thats awesome. I dont know if Ive ever felt so good here before. – Andre Agassi

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I think theres a great beauty to having problems. Thats one of the ways we learn. – Herbie Hancock

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Dig a trench through a landfill and you will see layers of phone books like geographical strata or layers of cake…. During a recent landfill dig in Phoenix, I found newspapers dating from 1952 that looked so fresh you might read one over breakfast. – William Rathje, The Economist, 8 September 1990

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