Religion and philosophy, philosophy and religion – theyre two words which are both… different. In spelling. – Eddie Izzard
Boy bands should be exploded from a great height. Theyre just pretty people singing music written by others. – Eddie Izzard
Id be happy to be taken as a woman – and thats what I was initially trying to do when I started throwing on dresses and stuff. But that wasnt going to happen because everyone kept calling me sir. So I thought Id change the method and just start wearing what I wanted to wear. – Eddie Izzard
Cats have a scam going – you buy the food, they eat the food, they go away thats the deal. – Eddie Izzard
The day is not far off when the economic problem will take the back seat where it belongs, and the arena of the heart and the head will be occupied or reoccupied, by our real problems – the problems of life and of human relations, of creation and behavior and religion. – John Maynard Keynes