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Why is Cloud 9 so amazing? What is wrong with Cloud 8? That joke c

Why is Cloud 9 so amazing? What is wrong with Cloud 8? That joke came off the top of my head, and the top of my head aint funny! – Mitch Hedberg

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Yknow, you cant please all the people all the time… and last night, all those people were at my show. – Mitch Hedberg

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I had a stick of CareFree gum, but it didnt work. I felt pretty good while I was blowing that bubble, but as soon as the gum lost its flavor, I was back to pondering my mortality. – Mitch Hedberg

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The days when you needed amazing Silicon Graphics machines to run animation software are gone now. – Dave Rowntree

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Like most people my age, my job is the main focus of my life. I dont have some kind of jet-setting fabulous lifestyle where Im constantly in situations to acquire amazing anecdotes, thats it. – Anna Paquin

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I would love to work with Anthony Hopkins I would love to work with Meryl Streep I would love to work with DeNiro I would love to work with Johnny Depp Id love to work with Brad Pitt, Matt Damon, Gwyneth Paltrow… I think shes amazing. – Tara Reid

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I had a friend whose family had dinner together. The mother would tuck you in at night and make breakfast in the morning. They even had a spare bike for a friend. It just seemed so amazing to me. – Moon Unit Zappa

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Gentlemen prefer bonds. – Andrew Mellon

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Consistency is contrary to nature, contrary to life. The only completely consistent people are the dead. – Aldous Huxley

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It breaks my heart to see these young, really talented bands getting chewed up into the system. I remember a time if youd signed to a major label it was such a sell out! But now… unless youve signed to a big label, youre a failure now. – Mike Peters

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A government big enough to give you everything you want is a government big enough to take from you everything you have. – Gerald R. Ford

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