Quote by Mitch Hedberg
Why is Cloud 9 so amazing? What is wrong with Cloud 8? That joke c

Why is Cloud 9 so amazing? What is wrong with Cloud 8? That joke came off the top of my head, and the top of my head aint funny! – Mitch Hedberg

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I dont have a girlfriend. But I do know a woman whod be mad at me for saying that. – Mitch Hedberg

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dating
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Im sick of following my dreams. Im just going to ask them where theyre goin, and hook up with them later. – Mitch Hedberg

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Id like to get four people who do cart wheels very good, and make a cart. – Mitch Hedberg

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The 60s were an amazing time. – Peter Max

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If you have only 95 minutes of material, make an only 95-minute movie. Amazing how often thats forgotten. – Stephen Hunter

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When Im doing a film, I love getting together after work with my costars. But we get back to L.A. and Im like, I dont want to go to a club with you, dude. I mean, I think youre rad, and if you want to come play Scrabble with me, thats amazing. – Ginnifer Goodwin

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My sister, shes amazing. She sort of inspired me to take this journey to Latin America. – Jenna Bush

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If we dont end war, war will end us. – H. G. Wells

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English Law prohibits a man from marrying his mother-in-law. This is our idea of useless legislation. – Author Unknown

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I was always a drama queen. I remember playing in the kitchen, trying to get my mom to think I was dead and call the police. When she didnt, I would cry. I was always theatrical. I dont think any of my relatives are surprised. – Amy Lee

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Nothing is more memorable than a smell. One scent can be unexpected, momentary and fleeting, yet conjure up a childhood summer beside a lake in the mountains. – Diane Ackerman

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