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Why is Cloud 9 so amazing? What is wrong with Cloud 8? That joke c

Why is Cloud 9 so amazing? What is wrong with Cloud 8? That joke came off the top of my head, and the top of my head aint funny! – Mitch Hedberg

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I was at this casino minding my own business, and this guy came up to me and said, Youre gonna have to move, youre blocking a fire exit. As though if there was a fire, I wasnt gonna run. If youre flammible and have legs, you are never blocking a fire exit. – Mitch Hedberg

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Yknow, you cant please all the people all the time… and last night, all those people were at my show. – Mitch Hedberg

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Surfing is such an amazing concept. Youre taking on Nature with a little stick and saying, Im gonna ride you! And a lot of times Nature says, No youre not! and crashes you to the bottom. – Jolene Blalock

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When youre offered things, it makes it so much easier to be indecisive. And its silly because you can pass on some really amazing things. – Alicia Silverstone

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The feeling of your baby taking nourishment from your body for the first time is amazing, and it remains the most touching moment of my life. – Laura Schlessinger

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There is a film called A Separation. If you see it playing, go see it. Its beautiful. Its so well written and the acting is amazing. Its one of those films that you would love to be a part of. – Demian Bichir

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Sometimes, in a moral struggle, we discover the right thing to do — just as, on some cold day long ago, we discovered mittens pinned to our coat sleeve. – Robert Brault, rbrault.blogspot.com

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And who can doubt that it will lead to the worst disorders when minds created free by God are compelled to submit slavishly to an outside will? When we are told to deny our senses and subject them to the will of others? – Galileo Galilei

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That was really cool. I got to kiss a little boy. I was 7 and he was 10, and his name is Thomas Curtis. He was the first boy Ive ever kissed in my entire life and he was three years older than me. – Dakota Fanning

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