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One of the things I like about when I tour sometimes is that occas

One of the things I like about when I tour sometimes is that occasionally youll see a dad there with his 12-year-old son and theyre both enjoying it. – Tim Vine

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People ask do you make a conscious effort not to swear? – if youre doing silly stuff youre not tempted to put swearing in. All the comics from my childhood, who were funny without swearing, were the people that influenced me. What I do is quite traditional anyway. – Tim Vine

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So I got home, and the phone was ringing. I picked it up, and said Whos speaking please? And a voice said You are. – Tim Vine

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I was reading a book… the history of glue – I couldnt put it down. – Tim Vine

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A spirit is, like, your mother, my dad, whove made it. They can come around, but they come around in a loving way because theyve already made it to God. Most people make it. – Sylvia Browne

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My dad was a football player – a soccer player – for Manchester United, and I loved playing football, but I also happened to be the guy in class who was pretty good at sight reading. My teacher gave me scripts, and I was very comfortable. – Ian McShane

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Although my dad was a doctor, we werent necessarily a super-artsy family. We were just a classic, traditional family who got to take a lot of piano lessons and became a bunch of musicians. – Lisa Loeb

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If a dad does his job, we dont need prisons, we dont need jails. Thats what I saw growing up. – Mike Singletary

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In art the best is good enough. – Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

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Taxation is just a sophisticated way of demanding money with menaces. – Terry Pratchett

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