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I quit therapy because my analyst was trying to help me behind my

I quit therapy because my analyst was trying to help me behind my back. – Richard Lewis

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Sometimes, comics will make the observation that its not jokes that are funny, its characters that are funny. And isnt that true! Thats why I always kill jokes. Im terrible at them, because I get the joke right, but I cant get the character right, and it just goes down like a lead balloon. – David Mitchell

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When I go to a bar, I dont go looking for a girl who knows the capital of Maine. – David Brenner

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Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? – Robin Williams

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Being funny with a funny voice is more my comfort zone, a broader character that I try to humanize, a kind of silly or wacky persona that I try to fill in. – Hank Azaria

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