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I quit therapy because my analyst was trying to help me behind my

I quit therapy because my analyst was trying to help me behind my back. – Richard Lewis

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Do you know, its funny, but I never thought of being blind as a disadvantage, and I never thought of being black as a disadvantage. – Stevie Wonder

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