I love being famous. It validates that I have something to say. – Richard Lewis

When youre in love its the most glorious two and a half days of your life. – Richard Lewis
I quit therapy because my analyst was trying to help me behind my back. – Richard Lewis
I always want to say to people who want to be rich and famous: try being rich first. See if that doesnt cover most of it. Theres not much downside to being rich, other than paying taxes and having your relatives ask you for money. But when you become famous, you end up with a 24-hour job. – Bill Murray
Random Quotes
A boy who hears a lesson in history ended by the beauty of peace, and how Napoleon brought ruin upon the world and that he should be forever cursed, will not long have much confidence in his teacher. He wants to hear more about the fighting and less about the peace negotiations. – William Lee Howard, Peace, Dolls and Pugnacity
