Television is an anesthetic for the pain of the modern world. – Astrid Alauda
Tea is instant wisdom — just add water! – Astrid Alauda
You are your own judge. The verdict is up to you. – Astrid Alauda
Punning and groaning are brothers. – Astrid Alauda
I enjoy mowing the lawn, it relaxes me. It gets me outdoors, it’s good exercise, the freshly cut grass smells great, and the engine is loud enough that I’m sure no one else can hear my thoughts — or intrude upon them. – Astrid Alauda
I see rejection in my skin, worry in my cancers, bitterness and hate in my aching joints. I failed to take care of my mind, and so my body now goes to hospital. – Astrid Alauda
Filling your heart with happiness is more profitable than filling your hands with riches. – Astrid Alauda
I named my kitten Rose — fur soft as a petal, claws sharper than thorns. – Astrid Alauda
