PROPHECY, n. The art and practice of selling ones credibility for future delivery. – Ambrose Bierce
Convent – a place of retirement for women who wish for leisure to meditate upon the sin of idleness. – Ambrose Bierce

PROPHECY, n. The art and practice of selling ones credibility for future delivery. – Ambrose Bierce
Convent – a place of retirement for women who wish for leisure to meditate upon the sin of idleness. – Ambrose Bierce
Admiration; is our polite recognition of anothers resemblance to ourselves. – Ambrose Bierce
Telephone, n. An invention of the devil which abrogates some of the advantages of making a disagreeable person keep his distance. – Ambrose Bierce