PROPHECY, n. The art and practice of selling ones credibility for future delivery. – Ambrose Bierce
Deliberation. The act of examining ones bread to determine which side it is buttered on. – Ambrose Bierce

PROPHECY, n. The art and practice of selling ones credibility for future delivery. – Ambrose Bierce
Deliberation. The act of examining ones bread to determine which side it is buttered on. – Ambrose Bierce
Peace, in international affairs, is a period of cheating between two periods of fighting. – Ambrose Bierce
Impartial. Unable to perceive any promise of personal advantage from espousing either side of a controversy. – Ambrose Bierce