I think that maybe if women and children were in charge we would get somewhere. – James Thurber
Old age is the most unexpected of all the things that can happen to a man. – James Thurber

I think that maybe if women and children were in charge we would get somewhere. – James Thurber
Old age is the most unexpected of all the things that can happen to a man. – James Thurber
I was seized by the stern hand of Compulsion, that dark, unseasonable Urge that impels women to clean house in the middle of the night. – James Thurber
I have the solution to the “problem” of gays in the military: Soldiers who are not afraid of guns, bombs, capture, torture, or death say they are afraid of homosexuals. Clearly, we should not be used as soldiers; we should be used as weapons. – Robert Patrick, Los Angeles, California, letter to the editor, The Advocate, 199