In prison, inmates sometimes use Cheetos and grape juice as makeup. I wouldnt use that beauty regimen around Britney Spears – she might lick your face off! – Joel McHale
If you have a dream, just lie about it. Lie your way unto your dreams. – Joel McHale
My goal and my career is definitely not to be famous. Thats a really horrible goal, just to be famous for the sake of having fame. – Joel McHale
I hope you have lost your good looks, for while they last any fool can adore you, and the adoration of fools is bad for the soul. No, give me a ruined complexion and a lost figure and sixteen chins on a farmyard of Crow’s feet and an obvious wig. Then you shall see me coming out strong. – George Bernard Shaw, to Mrs. Patrick Campbell
The general consensus among historians, among the ones who can handle the fact that Lincoln is, in fact, historical fiction, is that we demonstrate enormous fidelity to history and that, beyond that, weve actually contributed a line of thinking about Lincolns presidency thats somewhat original. – Tony Kushner