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Quote by Joel McHale
In prison, inmates sometimes use Cheetos and grape juice as makeup

In prison, inmates sometimes use Cheetos and grape juice as makeup. I wouldnt use that beauty regimen around Britney Spears – she might lick your face off! – Joel McHale

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