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In prison, inmates sometimes use Cheetos and grape juice as makeup

In prison, inmates sometimes use Cheetos and grape juice as makeup. I wouldnt use that beauty regimen around Britney Spears – she might lick your face off! – Joel McHale

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My goal and my career is definitely not to be famous. Thats a really horrible goal, just to be famous for the sake of having fame. – Joel McHale

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