My goal and my career is definitely not to be famous. Thats a really horrible goal, just to be famous for the sake of having fame. – Joel McHale
In prison, inmates sometimes use Cheetos and grape juice as makeup. I wouldnt use that beauty regimen around Britney Spears – she might lick your face off! – Joel McHale
If you have a dream, just lie about it. Lie your way unto your dreams. – Joel McHale
So when you do your family tree and Margaret Cho does hers, and… Wanda Sykes and John Legend… were adding to the database that scholars can then draw from to generalize about the complexity of the American experience. And thats the contribution that family trees make to broader scholarship. – Henry Louis Gates