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If you have a dream, just lie about it. Lie your way unto your dre

If you have a dream, just lie about it. Lie your way unto your dreams. – Joel McHale

Other quotes by Joel McHale

In prison, inmates sometimes use Cheetos and grape juice as makeup. I wouldnt use that beauty regimen around Britney Spears – she might lick your face off! – Joel McHale

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Beauty
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My goal and my career is definitely not to be famous. Thats a really horrible goal, just to be famous for the sake of having fame. – Joel McHale

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famous
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Other Quotes from
Dreams
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I wasnt prepared to get a mammogram until I was 40 years old, like Id been told. I never in my wildest dreams expected anything to be wrong. – Giuliana Rancic

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Dreams

Ive had dreams about tricks. – Shaun White

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Dreams

They should hold themselves absolutely upon the immovable foundation of truth and nature, whereby alone they can save themselves from misapprehensions and from the danger of being entirely carried away from reality into mere dreams and fictions. – Ethan A. Hitchcock

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Dreams

It seems that everyone has their own inexplicable fear to have nightmares about. We need nightmares to keep ourselves entertained, and fend off the contentment that we all fear and abhor so much. – Louis de Bernières

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Dreams

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In every conceivable manner, the family is link to our past, bridge to our future. – Alex Haley

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Family

The darkest hour in any mans life is when he sits down to plan how to get money without earning it. – Horace Greeley

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Money

We are not proving ourselves spiritually worthy of our material progress. We have not been neighborly, courteous, and kind upon the highway. Our lack of decency toward our fellow men is a definite black mark against us. – Cary T. Grayson

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Driving

Todays comedian has a cross to bear that he built himself. A comedian of the older generation did an act and he told the audience, This is my act. Todays comic is not doing an act. The audience assumes hes telling the truth. What is truth today may be a damn lie next week. – Lenny Bruce

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Comedy