Thankfully, beauty is easier to remove than apply, and a swipe of demaquillage in the right direction and you are you once again. – Margaret Cho
I can never tell when something is funny. I just have to do it onstage and find out. – Margaret Cho
Sometimes when we are generous in small, barely detectable ways it can change someone elses life forever. – Margaret Cho
My parents are very funny when they have to deal with anything racy or off-color. They usually pretend they dont speak English. – Margaret Cho
This is a government takeover of our healthcare system. It is the government basically running the entire healthcare system, turning large insurers into de facto public utilities, depriving people of choice, depriving people of options, raising peoples prices, raising taxes when we need new jobs. – Paul Ryan
If the Liberals law is passed, will sex education in the schools, including elementary grades, include the same portrayals of sexual activity which presently exist in heterosexual instruction? Will there be the same presentation of homosexual activity? Of course there will. – Stockwell Day