Cats have intercepted my footsteps at the ankle for so long that my gait, both at home and on tour, has been compared to that of a man wading through low surf. – Roy Blount, Jr.
If I called her she would pretend not to hear, but would come a few moments later when it could appear that she had thought of doing so first. – Arthur Weigall
Adam knew Eve his wife and she conceived. It is a pity that this is still the only knowledge of their wives at which some men seem to arrive. – F. H. Bradley
I dropped out of NYU, moved out of my parents house, got my own place, and survived on my own. I made music and worked my way from the bottom up. – Lady Gaga