Quote by Ogden Nash
I do not like to get the news, because there has never been an era

I do not like to get the news, because there has never been an era when so many things were going so right for so many of the wrong persons. – Ogden Nash

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Here is a pen and here is a pencil, heres a typewriter, heres a stencil, heres a list of todays appointments, and all the flies in all the ointments, the daily woes that a man endures — take them, George, theyre yours! – Ogden Nash

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Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other who never forgets them. – Ogden Nash

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Certainly there are things in life that money cant buy, but its very funny – Did you ever try buying then without money? – Ogden Nash

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The advertisements are the most truthful part of a newspaper. – Thomas Jefferson

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A newspaper is a circulating library with high blood pressure. – Arthur Baer

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Listening to a news broadcast is like smoking a cigarette and crushing the butt in the ashtray. – Milan Kundera

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Headlines twice the size of the events. – John Galsworthy

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