I do not like to get the news, because there has never been an era when so many things were going so right for so many of the wrong persons. – Ogden Nash
People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up. – Ogden Nash
I think that I shall never see
a billboard lovely as a tree.
Perhaps, unless the billboards fall,
Ill never see a tree at all. – Ogden Nash
There is only one way to achieve happiness on this terrestrial ball, and that is to have either a clear conscience or none at all. – Ogden Nash