To be positive: to be mistaken at the top of ones voice. – Ambrose Bierce
An optimist is a proponent of the doctrine that black is white. – Ambrose Bierce
To be positive: to be mistaken at the top of ones voice. – Ambrose Bierce
An optimist is a proponent of the doctrine that black is white. – Ambrose Bierce
Lawsuit: A machine which you go into as a pig and come out of as a sausage. – Ambrose Bierce
Telephone, n. An invention of the devil which abrogates some of the advantages of making a disagreeable person keep his distance. – Ambrose Bierce