Day, n. A period of twenty-four hours, mostly misspent. – Ambrose Bierce
Appeal. In law, to put the dice into the box for another throw. – Ambrose Bierce

Day, n. A period of twenty-four hours, mostly misspent. – Ambrose Bierce
Appeal. In law, to put the dice into the box for another throw. – Ambrose Bierce
Death is not the end. There remains the litigation over the estate. – Ambrose Bierce
Mammalia, n.pl. A family of vertebrate animals whose females in a state of nature suckle their young, but when civilized and enlightened put them out to nurse, or use the bottle. – Ambrose Bierce