Day, n. A period of twenty-four hours, mostly misspent. – Ambrose Bierce
To be positive: to be mistaken at the top of ones voice. – Ambrose Bierce

Day, n. A period of twenty-four hours, mostly misspent. – Ambrose Bierce
To be positive: to be mistaken at the top of ones voice. – Ambrose Bierce
Custard: A detestable substance produced by a malevolent conspiracy of the hen, the cow, and the cook. – Ambrose Bierce
Future. That period of time in which our affairs prosper, our friends are true and our happiness is assured. – Ambrose Bierce