Day, n. A period of twenty-four hours, mostly misspent. – Ambrose Bierce
Politics: A strife of interests masquerading as a contest of principles. The conduct of public affairs for private advantage. – Ambrose Bierce

Day, n. A period of twenty-four hours, mostly misspent. – Ambrose Bierce
Politics: A strife of interests masquerading as a contest of principles. The conduct of public affairs for private advantage. – Ambrose Bierce
A body of water occupying about two-thirds of a world made for man, who has no gills. – Ambrose Bierce
An accident is an inevitable occurrence due to the actions of immutable natural laws. – Ambrose Bierce