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Day, n. A period of twenty-four hours, mostly misspent. - Ambrose

Day, n. A period of twenty-four hours, mostly misspent. – Ambrose Bierce

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Friendless. Having no favors to bestow. Destitute of fortune. Addicted to utterance of truth and common sense. – Ambrose Bierce

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Truth
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Telephone, n. An invention of the devil which abrogates some of the advantages of making a disagreeable person keep his distance. – Ambrose Bierce

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Telephones
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Pray: To ask the laws of the universe to be annulled on behalf of a single petitioner confessedly unworthy. – Ambrose Bierce

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Other Quotes from
Carpe Diem
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Death twitches my ear. “Live,” he says, “I am coming.” – Virgil, Minor Poems, Copa

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What to do with your one life? The same thing you would do if you had two lives, and this were the second. – Robert Brault, rbrault.blogspot.com

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Carpe Diem

Let us endeavor to live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry. – Mark Twain

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Every second is of infinite value. – Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

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The one thing that unites all human beings, regardless of age, gender, religion, economic status or ethnic background, is that, deep down inside, we ALL believe that we are above average drivers. – Dave Barry, “Things That It Took Me 50 Years to Learn”

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In prison, inmates sometimes use Cheetos and grape juice as makeup. I wouldnt use that beauty regimen around Britney Spears – she might lick your face off! – Joel McHale

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