Law of the Alibi: If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the very next morning you will have a flat tire. – Author Unknown

Coffice: a caf̩ that a customer uses as a place in which to conduct business. РAuthor Unknown

Wednesdays are like Mondays in the middle of the week! – Lee Fox Williams

He had to spend his evenings bruising two fingers on a typewriter, making out reports in duplicate, triplicate, infinity, and confusion. – Federal Works Agency Work Projects Administration, Montana: A State Guide Book