Patience, n. A minor form of dispair, disguised as a virtue. – Ambrose Bierce
Lawsuit: A machine which you go into as a pig and come out of as a sausage. – Ambrose Bierce

Patience, n. A minor form of dispair, disguised as a virtue. – Ambrose Bierce
Lawsuit: A machine which you go into as a pig and come out of as a sausage. – Ambrose Bierce
Scriptures: the sacred books of our holy religion, as distinguished from the false and profane writings on which all other faiths are based. – Ambrose Bierce
An egotist is a person interested in himself than in me! – Ambrose Bierce