An optimist is a proponent of the doctrine that black is white. – Ambrose Bierce
Egotist. A person of low taste, more interested in himself than me. – Ambrose Bierce

An optimist is a proponent of the doctrine that black is white. – Ambrose Bierce
Egotist. A person of low taste, more interested in himself than me. – Ambrose Bierce
A coward is one who in a perilous emergency thinks with his legs. – Ambrose Bierce
Architect. One who drafts a plan of your house, and plans a draft of your money. – Ambrose Bierce