An optimist is a proponent of the doctrine that black is white. – Ambrose Bierce
Abstainer. A weak man who yields to the temptation of denying himself a pleasure. – Ambrose Bierce

An optimist is a proponent of the doctrine that black is white. – Ambrose Bierce
Abstainer. A weak man who yields to the temptation of denying himself a pleasure. – Ambrose Bierce
Education, n.: That which discloses to the wise and disguises from the foolish their lack of understanding. – Ambrose Bierce
The most affectionate creature in the world is a wet dog. – Ambrose Bierce