An optimist is a proponent of the doctrine that black is white. – Ambrose Bierce
Success is the one unpardonable sin against our fellows. – Ambrose Bierce

An optimist is a proponent of the doctrine that black is white. – Ambrose Bierce
Success is the one unpardonable sin against our fellows. – Ambrose Bierce
Divorce. A resumption of diplomatic relations and rectification of boundaries. – Ambrose Bierce
Learning, n. The kind of ignorance distinguishing the studious. – Ambrose Bierce