An optimist is a proponent of the doctrine that black is white. – Ambrose Bierce
Sabbath – a weekly festival having its origin in the fact that God made the world in six days and was arrested on the seventh. – Ambrose Bierce

An optimist is a proponent of the doctrine that black is white. – Ambrose Bierce
Sabbath – a weekly festival having its origin in the fact that God made the world in six days and was arrested on the seventh. – Ambrose Bierce
Eulogy. Praise of a person who has either the advantages of wealth and power, or the consideration to be dead. – Ambrose Bierce
Faith: Belief without evidence in what is told by one who speaks without knowledge, of things without parallel. – Ambrose Bierce