Quote by Samuel Butler
Parents are the last people on earth who ought to have children. -

Parents are the last people on earth who ought to have children. – Samuel Butler

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A mans friendships are, like his will, invalidated by marriage – but they are also no less invalidated by the marriage of his friends. – Samuel Butler

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Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before. – Mae West

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Smoking kills. If youre killed, youve lost a very important part of your life. – Brooke Shields

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Someone told me that when they go to Vermont, they feel like theyre home. Im that way at Saks. – Caroline Rhea

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