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Parents are the last people on earth who ought to have children. -

Parents are the last people on earth who ought to have children. – Samuel Butler

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The best liar is he who makes the smallest amount of lying go the longest way. – Samuel Butler

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Samuel Butler
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When the water of a place is bad it is safest to drink none that has not been filtered through either the berry of a grape, or else a tub of malt. These are the most reliable filters yet invented. – Samuel Butler

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I had everything Id hoped for, but I wasnt being myself. So I decided to be honest about who I was. It was strange: The people who loved me for being funny suddenly didnt like me for being… me. – Ellen DeGeneres

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I recorded my hair this morning, tonight Im watching the highlights. – Jay London

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Its interesting that whenever I meet some of the other Bond girls, I always have something in common, and it is an interesting sorority. We all share about our Bonds. Did your Bond do that? Yes mine did! So it is quite funny conversations. We may as well be in high school. – Jane Seymour

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So often, I read scripts and am like, This would never happen in real life. Its not trying to be funny. Its trying to be serious. – Shailene Woodley

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I often want to cry. That is the only advantage women have over men — at least they can cry. – Jean Rhys

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Money is the last enemy that shall never be subdued. While there is flesh there is money — or the want of money; but money is always on the brain so long as there is a brain in reasonable order. – Samuel Butler, Notebooks, 1912

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Know how to travel from your town to a nearby town without a car, either by bus or by rail. – Marilyn vos Savant

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I look at the NBA as a football game without the helmet. – Tom Tolbert

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