Quote by Samuel Butler
Parents are the last people on earth who ought to have children. -

Parents are the last people on earth who ought to have children. – Samuel Butler

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Words are not as satisfactory as we should like them to be, but, like our neighbours, we have got to live with them and must make the best and not the worst of them. – Samuel Butler

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