Quote by Samuel Butler
Parents are the last people on earth who ought to have children. -

Parents are the last people on earth who ought to have children. – Samuel Butler

Other quotes by Samuel Butler

The Bible may be the truth, but it is not the whole truth and nothing but the truth. – Samuel Butler

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Truth
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Let us eat and drink neither forgetting death unduly nor remembering it. The Lord hath mercy on whom he will have mercy, etc., and the less we think about it the better. – Samuel Butler

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Death
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Half the vices which the world condemns most loudly have seeds of good in them and require moderated use rather than total abstinence. – Samuel Butler

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Jim Carrey, a comic genius, has a harder time overcoming the publics desire for him to be funny simply because hes so good at it. – Ben Stiller

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Memory is funny. Once you hit a vein the problem is not how to remember but how to control the flow. – Tobias Wolff

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One lion thinks its just hilarious to tackle us. Hes very funny about it… and we always know when it will happen. – Tippi Hedren

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funny

I understand a woman who validates herself by getting attention from the opposite sex. I have a friend who is that to a T… Doesnt mean she isnt a good person. Thats a funny character to play. – Cheryl Hines

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