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Quote by Christopher Hitchens
Owners of dogs will have noticed that, if you provide them with fo

Owners of dogs will have noticed that, if you provide them with food and water and shelter and affection, they will think you are God. Whereas owners of cats are compelled to realize that, if you provide them with food and water and affection, they draw the conclusion that they are God. – Christopher Hitchens

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My favorite time in the cycles of public life is the time when the Pope is dead and they havent elected a new one. Theres no one in the world who is infallible for those weeks. And you know, I dont miss it. – Christopher Hitchens

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Even if I accepted that Jesus – like almost every other prophet on record – was born of a virgin, I cannot think that this proves the divinity of his father or the truth of his teachings. The same would be true if I accepted that he had been resurrected. – Christopher Hitchens

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When I meet people who say – which they do all of the time – I must just tell you, my great aunt had cancer of the elbow and the doctors gave her 10 seconds to live, but last I heard she was climbing Mount Everest, and so forth, I switch off quite early. – Christopher Hitchens

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You can buy a box of low-fat macaroni and cheese made with powdered nonsense. Im not worried if Im using four different cheeses and its high in fat. Its real food. Thats whats more important. – Tom Colicchio

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While weight loss is important, whats more important is the quality of food you put in your body – food is information that quickly changes your metabolism and genes. – Mark Hyman

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Soup and fish explain half the emotions of human life. – Sydney Smith

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Cleaning is my favorite way to relax. I clear things out and get rid of the stuff I dont need. When the food pantry and the refrigerator are organized, I feel less stressed. – Jennifer Morrison

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I feel like I still am struggling in a lot of different ways. I still have to fight for certain things. Certain jobs. At least Im working and Im thankful for that. – Gina Gershon

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You dont go around grieving all the time, but the grief is still there and always will be. – Nigella Lawson

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When you learn that a truth is a lie, anger follows. – Grace Slick

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But no one has yet succeeded in reducing the size or scope of the federal government. – James Q. Wilson

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