When it comes to Chinese food I have always operated under the policy that the less known about the preparation the better. A wise diner who is invited to visit the kitchen replies by saying, as politely as possible, that he has a pressing engagement elsewhere. – Calvin Trillin
They are the only people in the world who I can truly trust and rely on. Touring gets really lonely. I guess I have friends around me but when youre paying them can they ever really be true friends? – Kelly Osbourne