A funeral is a pageant whereby we attest our respect for the dead by enriching the undertaker. – Ambrose Bierce
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Abstainer. A weak man who yields to the temptation of denying himself a pleasure. – Ambrose Bierce
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An accident is an inevitable occurrence due to the actions of immutable natural laws. – Ambrose Bierce
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