A funeral is a pageant whereby we attest our respect for the dead by enriching the undertaker. – Ambrose Bierce
The most affectionate creature in the world is a wet dog. – Ambrose Bierce

A funeral is a pageant whereby we attest our respect for the dead by enriching the undertaker. – Ambrose Bierce
The most affectionate creature in the world is a wet dog. – Ambrose Bierce
Land: A part of the earths surface, considered as property. The theory that land is property subject to private ownership and control is the foundation of modern society, and is eminently worthy of the superstructure. – Ambrose Bierce
Patience, n. A minor form of dispair, disguised as a virtue. – Ambrose Bierce