Quote by Abe Burrows
Someone once defined humor as a way to keep from killing yourself.

Someone once defined humor as a way to keep from killing yourself. I keep my sense of humor and I stay alive. – Abe Burrows

Other quotes by Abe Burrows
No other quotes found from this author.
Other Quotes from
Humor
category

A taste for irony has kept more hearts from breaking than a sense of humor, for it takes irony to appreciate the joke which is on oneself. – Jessamyn West

Category:
Humor

Imagination was given to man to compensate him for what he is not; a sense of humor to console him for what he is. – Francis Bacon

Category:
Humor

The more I live, the more I think that humor is the saving sense. – Jacob August Riis

Category:
Humor

In some sort of crude sense, which no vulgarity, no humor, no overstatement can quite extinguish, the physicists have known sin and this is a knowledge which they cannot lose. – J. Robert Oppenheimer

Category:
Humor

Random Quotes

Does “anal-retentive” have a hyphen? – Alison Bechdel, 1990 Dykes to Watch Out For Calendar (Thanks, Chelsea)

Category:
Perfection

Plain women know more about men than beautiful ones do. – Katharine Hepburn

Category:
Men

I am what the librarians have made me with a little assistance from a professor of Greek and a few poets. – Bernard Keble Sandwell

Category:
Back to School

Little islands of human happiness, peace, and prosperity are so exceptional at this point in history that Im not even sure we can draw lessons from them. – P. J. ORourke

Category:
Happiness