My parents grew up working class, but in that way that working class families do, they spent a fortune on education to better me. – Graham Norton
Im often dating people, but I dont say it because you sort of know it wont last long. – Graham Norton
Straight men just cant imagine the bliss of being in a relationship with someone who finds farting as funny as they do. – Graham Norton
All my day is spent dealing with other people. When I come home I like it to be empty. The presence of others in my house kind of annoys me. I love coming home and shutting the doors. I feel brain dead. Im relatively available, but not to live with. – Graham Norton