Why cant all different types of women be considered beautiful? Why cant we cant we all be considered possible love interests? – Margaret Cho
Its very hard for a woman in comedy. Its hard for women to be bold and not care what anyone, particularly men, think. Maybe that is why so many women comics are lesbians. – Margaret Cho
Usually, if you smile at them and show some interest in the toy, they will give it to you. Thats a straight up Democrat move! – Margaret Cho
Its good to be able to laugh at yourself and the problems you face in life. Sense of humor can save you. – Margaret Cho
I cant drag myself away from Final Cut Pro. It is a digital video editing system. I am obsessed with it, but I am always away from home, and I cant use it. – Margaret Cho
Try to put your happiness before anyone elses, because you may never have done so in your entire life, if you really think about it, if you are really honest with yourself. – Margaret Cho
My parents are very funny when they have to deal with anything racy or off-color. They usually pretend they dont speak English. – Margaret Cho
Im taking a lot of my favorite artists, different people, my favorite music and marrying that with what I do as a comic. Its very collaborative, arty, fun and cool. – Margaret Cho
Sometimes when we are generous in small, barely detectable ways it can change someone elses life forever. – Margaret Cho
I didnt appreciate the young woman that I was, or my young beauty, because I was so obsessed with the fact that I felt fat. Its never good to add to anybody elses suffering. Its an important topic to really get the gravity and the importance of – dealing with dignity. – Margaret Cho
Just because you are blind and unable to see my beauty doesnt mean it does not exist. – Margaret Cho
We women are constantly at war with our bodies, it is hard to find amnesty for ourselves. – Margaret Cho
I think it is really sad that when people lose their homes they kind of lose their minds too. – Margaret Cho
Some people are that – more than a parent, more than a role model, more than anything less than a religion. – Margaret Cho
The power of visibility can never be underestimated. – Margaret Cho
Politics has less to do with where you live than where your heart is. – Margaret Cho
Sometimes the only way to deal with horrific things in life is through a dark sense of humor. – Margaret Cho
Comedy was the key to everything. I grew up fast and controlled my future by bringing it on faster than it naturally unfolded. I cheated myself out of a childhood but then got a running headstart into adulthood that no one else could keep up with. – Margaret Cho
I can never tell when something is funny. I just have to do it onstage and find out. – Margaret Cho
It is tragic that people who are incarcerated are unable to vote. They are probably the most important voices to listen to because they can tell us what we need to change. – Margaret Cho
