Sometimes the only way to deal with horrific things in life is through a dark sense of humor. – Margaret Cho
We women are constantly at war with our bodies, it is hard to find amnesty for ourselves. – Margaret Cho

Sometimes the only way to deal with horrific things in life is through a dark sense of humor. – Margaret Cho
We women are constantly at war with our bodies, it is hard to find amnesty for ourselves. – Margaret Cho
People drain me, even the closest of friends, and I find loneliness to be the best state in the union to live in. – Margaret Cho
Try to put your happiness before anyone elses, because you may never have done so in your entire life, if you really think about it, if you are really honest with yourself. – Margaret Cho
To found a great empire for the sole purpose of raising up a people of customers, may at first sight appear a project fit only for a nation of shopkeepers. It is, however, a project altogether unfit for a nation of shopkeepers, but extremely fit for a nation that is governed by shopkeepers. – Adam Smith