Quote by Henry Morgan
A careful driver is one who honks his horn when he goes through a

A careful driver is one who honks his horn when he goes through a red light. – Henry Morgan

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Eighty percent of the people of Britain want more money spent on public transport — in order that other people will travel on the buses so that there is more room for them to drive their cars. – John Selwyn Gummer, The Independent, 1994

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You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen, it said “Parking Fine.” – Tommy Cooper

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