Quote by Henry Morgan
A careful driver is one who honks his horn when he goes through a

A careful driver is one who honks his horn when he goes through a red light. – Henry Morgan

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A driver is a king on a vinyl bucket-seat throne, changing direction with the turn of a wheel, changing the climate with a flick of the button, changing the music with the switch of a dial. – Andrew Malcolm

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