Why do they put the Gideon Bibles only in the bedrooms, where it’s usually too late, and not in the barroom downstairs? – Christopher Morley, Contribution to a Contribution
Warranty – A notice telling the buyer when the product that was just purchased will no longer function. – Richard Turner (1937–2011), The Grammar Curmudgeon, a.k.a. “The Mudge,” fr
Mitt Romney will stop the attacks on job creators, encourage entrepreneurs to chase their dreams, and bring good jobs and a better future to all Americans. – Marco Rubio
Best of all is it to preserve everything in a pure, still heart, and let there be for every pulse a thanksgiving, and for every breath a song. – Konrad von Gesner
