Never do anything that you wouldn't want to explain to the paramed

Never do anything that you wouldn’t want to explain to the paramedics. – Author Unknown

No other quotes found from this author.
Other Quotes from
How True!
category

Admiration is a very short-lived passion, that immediately decays upon growing familiar with its object; unless it be still fed with fresh discoveries, and kept alive by a perpetual succession of miracles rising into view. – Joseph Addison

Category:
How True!

If you wonder where your child left his roller skates, try walking around the house in the dark. – Leopold Fechtner

Category:
How True!

Nothing is as frustrating as arguing with someone who knows what he’s talking about. – Sam Ewing

Category:
How True!

Why do they put the Gideon Bibles only in the bedrooms, where it’s usually too late, and not in the barroom downstairs? – Christopher Morley, Contribution to a Contribution

Category:
How True!

Random Quotes

Fables should be taught as fables, myths as myths, and miracles as poetic fantasies. To teach superstitions as truths is a most terrible thing. The child mind accepts and believes them, and only through great pain and perhaps tragedy can he be in after years relieved of them. – Hypatia

Category:
great

Tradition means giving votes to the most obscure of all classes — our ancestors. It is the democracy of the dead. Tradition refuses to submit to the small and arrogant oligarchy of those who merely happen to be walking around. – G. K. Chesterton

Category:
Tradition

When I go on stage man I just want people to have fun, I dont want people to think about their problems, I want people to get energy and nutrition and food from that so they can go back into the real world and work on their problems. – Jon Fishman

Category:
Food

Affairs of state tend to drive most presidents toward the center on both foreign and domestic policy, no matter where on the political spectrum they begin, and especially so in the areas of intelligence and law enforcement. – David K. Shipler

Category:
Intelligence