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We need two kinds of acquaintances, one to complain to, while to t

We need two kinds of acquaintances, one to complain to, while to the others we boast. – Logan P. Smith

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I can do comedy, so people want me to do that, but the other side of comedy is depression. Deep, deep depression is the flip side of comedy. Casting agents dont realize it but in order to be funny you have to have that other side. – Parker Posey

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