I think since I was kid people told me that they thought I was funny. – Demetri Martin Category: funny
Life is funny and it is interesting how we make it as serious as possible. – Elisha Cuthbert Category: funny
A two-year-old is kind of like having a blender, but you dont have a top for it. – Jerry Seinfeld Category: funny
I love my dad, although Im definitely critical of him sometimes, like when his pants are too tight. But I love him so much and I try to be really supportive of him. – Liv Tyler Category: dad
Broadly speaking, the short words are the best, and the old words best of all. – Winston Churchill Category: Language
Let us all be brave enough to die the death of a martyr, but let no one lust for martyrdom. – Mahatma Gandhi Category: Death
