Most of my ideas just come out funny. – Tim Heidecker
Sometimes laughing isnt the best judge of whats funny, cause I think theres a lot of things that are really funny that dont make you laugh, that dont make you physically, audibly make a noise, but is something that is much more powerful than that. – Tim Heidecker
Ill go to see movies, but I also love being at home on my couch and pausing every 10 minutes to pee. – Tim Heidecker
I think the great sketch shows, like Python and Mr. Show, they didnt stick around for very long. Theres something kind of cool about that. – Tim Heidecker
Its funny how I use social media because I dont use it to promote my restaurants that much. I use it for social issues and I think thats what its for. I do a few things – I mess around with music a lot because thats a passion of mine. If something strikes me and I want to share it, I do. – Tom Colicchio
Cats are very independent animals. Theyre very sexy, if you want. Dogs are different. Theyre familiar. Theyre obedient. You call a cat, you go, Cat, come here. He doesnt come to you unless you have something in your hand that he thinks might be food. Theyre very free animals, and I like that. – Antonio Banderas