I must confess, I was born at a very early age. – Groucho Marx
I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book. – Groucho Marx

I must confess, I was born at a very early age. – Groucho Marx
I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book. – Groucho Marx
Military justice is to justice what military music is to music. – Groucho Marx
Im leaving because the weather is too good. I hate London when its not raining. – Groucho Marx