I am a poor man, but I have this consolation: I am poor by accident, not by design. – Josh Billings
The wicked often work harder to go to hell than the righteous do to enter heaven. – Josh Billings

I am a poor man, but I have this consolation: I am poor by accident, not by design. – Josh Billings
The wicked often work harder to go to hell than the righteous do to enter heaven. – Josh Billings
About the most originality that any writer can hope to achieve honestly is to steal with good judgment. – Josh Billings
If you ever find happiness by hunting for it, you will find it, as the old woman did her lost spectacles, safe on her own nose all the time. – Josh Billings