I am a poor man, but I have this consolation: I am poor by accident, not by design. – Josh Billings
It is a statistical fact that the wicked work harder to reach hell than the righteous do to enter heaven. – Josh Billings

I am a poor man, but I have this consolation: I am poor by accident, not by design. – Josh Billings
It is a statistical fact that the wicked work harder to reach hell than the righteous do to enter heaven. – Josh Billings
Never work before breakfast; if you have to work before breakfast, eat your breakfast first. – Josh Billings
There are lots of people who mistake their imagination for their memory. – Josh Billings