I am a poor man, but I have this consolation: I am poor by accident, not by design. – Josh Billings
When a man gets talking about himself, he seldom fails to be eloquent and often reaches the sublime. – Josh Billings

I am a poor man, but I have this consolation: I am poor by accident, not by design. – Josh Billings
When a man gets talking about himself, he seldom fails to be eloquent and often reaches the sublime. – Josh Billings
Money will buy a pretty good dog, but it wont buy the wag of his tail. – Josh Billings