Logo
Quote by Sarah Silverman
I mean, I talk about being Jewish a lot. Its funny because I do th

I mean, I talk about being Jewish a lot. Its funny because I do think of myself as Jewish ethnically, but Im not religious at all. I have no religion. – Sarah Silverman

Other quotes by Sarah Silverman

And then before going back for my sophomore year, I decided to change my major to arts and sciences, and my dad cut a deal with me: He said if Id quit school hed pay my rent for the next three years, as if I were in school. – Sarah Silverman

Category:
dad
Author
Sarah Silverman
Read Quote

It shows the truth – that the real meaning of a word is only as powerful or harmless as the emotion behind it. – Sarah Silverman

Category:
Truth
Author
Sarah Silverman
Read Quote
Other Quotes from
funny
category

It is not funny that anything else should fall down only that a man should fall down. Why do we laugh? Because it is a gravely religious matter: it is the Fall of Man. Only man can be absurd: for only man can be dignified. – Gilbert K. Chesterton

Category:
funny

Its unbearable when someone changes around you. Just imagine that your life partner changes, then it is difficult to cope with. Or your mother. Or your father. They were strong and now theyre like a baby – its not so funny. – Michael Haneke

Category:
funny

The way taxes are, you might as well marry for love. – Joe E. Lewis

Category:
funny

Like almost everyone who uses e-mail, I receive a ton of spam every day. Much of it offers to help me get out of debt or get rich quick. It would be funny if it werent so exciting. – Bill Gates

Category:
funny

Random Quotes

Take advantage of every opportunity to practice your communication skills so that when important occasions arise, you will have the gift, the style, the sharpness, the clarity, and the emotions to affect other people. – Jim Rohn

Category:
communication

Inside every working anarchy, theres an Old Boy Network. – Mitchell Kapor

Category:
Business

I have a real passion for many aspects of home lifestyle and beauty. – Rachel Roy

Category:
Beauty

Whoever is new to power is always harsh. – Aeschylus

Category:
power