Quote by Sarah Silverman
I mean, I talk about being Jewish a lot. Its funny because I do th

I mean, I talk about being Jewish a lot. Its funny because I do think of myself as Jewish ethnically, but Im not religious at all. I have no religion. – Sarah Silverman

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Well, Im not afraid to say something if I think its funny, even if its harsh or racist. – Sarah Silverman

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funny
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And then before going back for my sophomore year, I decided to change my major to arts and sciences, and my dad cut a deal with me: He said if Id quit school hed pay my rent for the next three years, as if I were in school. – Sarah Silverman

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It shows the truth – that the real meaning of a word is only as powerful or harmless as the emotion behind it. – Sarah Silverman

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Sometimes people get mad at The Simpsons subversive story telling, but theres another message in there, which is a celebration of making wild, funny stories. – Matt Groening

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When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick. – George Burns

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I wish I had the nerve not to tip. – Paul Lynde

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Ive got to get on myself to be sharp, funny and loose. – David Spade

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