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I mean, I talk about being Jewish a lot. Its funny because I do th

I mean, I talk about being Jewish a lot. Its funny because I do think of myself as Jewish ethnically, but Im not religious at all. I have no religion. – Sarah Silverman

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It shows the truth – that the real meaning of a word is only as powerful or harmless as the emotion behind it. – Sarah Silverman

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And then before going back for my sophomore year, I decided to change my major to arts and sciences, and my dad cut a deal with me: He said if Id quit school hed pay my rent for the next three years, as if I were in school. – Sarah Silverman

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One can always come up with funny lists and jokes. You know what? I take it back. Not everyone can always come up with funny lists and some jokes. Im very lucky to have a gift where I can do that pretty ably. – John Hodgman

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Its funny, because Im a man of strong opinions and when I make one, I stand by it even if it starts to appear incorrect to me after a while. – Danny Bonaduce

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Johnny Rotten. Hes a big fan of mine. I used to see him out in the audience in England and hed stand up and holler. Hes funny. Smart too, and a nice guy. Dont think hes a jerk because he isnt. – Don Van Vliet

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And at the time, it is funny how you can look at something and say, for example with my shoulder injury, when it first happened I said this is the worst thing that could happen to me. Why me, why now? Now I look back and say it was probably the best thing that happened to me. – Drew Brees

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